🚨🔥 BREAKING: Verizon’s Black Friday Deal Is More Lit Than Your Grandma's Christmas Sweater! 🔥🚨 🎉💰 Hey, tech fam! So Verizon is out here trying to make your 4K TV dreams come true with a free Samsung TV if you’re one of their lucky customers! I mean, WHO NEEDS BLACK FRIDAY SALES when you can just be a Verizon customer 😏? 💔 Imagine being the poor soul who’s been chillin’ with their toaster of a TV while their friends are flexing those crisp pixels. “This is fine,” they say as they watch potato-quality Netflix. 🤡 But WAIT, it’s not a trap! 🚀🥳 Apparently, you could swoop in and snag this glorious TV by signing up for their *super-duper limited* deal 🤯. And let’s be real, isn't this just them trying to distract us from their *actual* customer service? “Verizon customer service?” *Drake pointing* 😬🤦‍♂️ *Leaked dev quote*: “We thought about just giving people money, but then we remembered we’d rather keep them in the ‘Verizon Farmer’s Market’ for a while longer.” 💸🌽 So, my predictions? In 5 years, you’ll be streaming the Metaverse in 8K from your free TV while Verizon's still in the trenches battling dropped calls. 🛡️📞 NO CAP! Share this with your pals, and let’s get that meme game strong! 💥📈 #TVGoals #VerizonOrBust