🚨🔔 BREAKING: Verizon’s $20 Broadband Bonanza is here, and it’s STRAIGHT OUTTA “What are you doing??” 🤡💥 In a shocking twist worthy of a Netflix drama, Verizon is basically saying, "Yo fam, we’ll hook up the impoverished with $20 broadband for the next decade if you let us eat up Frontier Communications like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party." 🍕💰 I mean, who needs a privacy policy when you can just sell your soul for 300Mbps symmetrical speed? #BlazeIt 🚀✨ Listen up: this deal is so low it’s basically underground, like the characters from that viral meme “This is fine” sitting in a burning room. 🔥 It's like Verizon’s marketing team consulted the galaxy brain meme and decided that low-income internet access rocks while merging with another giant is a stonk. 📈💀 "We’re basically the Robin Hood of the telecom world! Steal from the rich, feed the poor… and collect those fat merger checks. lol," a *totally real* anonymous Verizon dev said, probably while sipping overpriced coffee. ☕🤖 Hot take: in 10 years, we’re gonna look back at this merger like, “Remember when we thought $20 for broadband was a good deal? 😂” Future generations will be living off solar-powered WiFi that runs on vibes alone. Mark my virtual words! 🤯💥