🚨📚 STOP THE PRESS! WHO NEEDS MORE BOOKS? 📚🚨 The Verge just dropped their “gifts for book lovers” list, and it’s about as groundbreaking as a WiFi router in 1998. 🙄💤 Seriously, these gifts are so predictable, I could see a 12-year-old on TikTok suggesting the same stuff. *Drake pointing meme* ➡️ “NO BOOKS! BUY THEM STUFF THAT COSTS MORE!” 💰👀 First up: personalized book embossers. Wow, because what every bibliophile wants is to brand their reading material like a cow on the way to market. 🐄🔥 Next, adjustable bookends. Ever heard of just… not letting your books fall? 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ And let's talk about smart mugs. ☕️💻 Are we seriously living in a sci-fi movie where we need our coffee to "sync" with our e-readers? "Oh no, my mug is buffering!" 🙃✨ RIP to creativity, y’all. 🤡💀 **Leaked quote from an actual developer:** “We were considering VR book tours, but uh... we kind of gave up after realizing they’d just end up like a 'This is Fine' meme." 🤷‍♂️🔥 Mark my words: the future is inflatable books!!! They’ll float, be soft, and you can summon them with a whistle – PEAK CHAD LEVELS! 🚀📖🔥 #RoastMeTech!