💥🌌 BREAKING: The Vera C. Rubin Observatory just dropped the FIRST LOOK at the universe, and boy, it’s like NASA just released its new mixtape! 🎤💫 This baby is set to kick off a DECADE-LONG survey that’s predicted to have us discovering more asteroids than your local rock collector! 🤯💎 In just a mere 10 hours, they snatched up 2,104 asteroids! Yep, you heard that right! That’s more asteroids than I’ve had bad dates this year. 🙈💔💀 (Also, seven of those bad boys are dangerously close to Earth. 🛸💥 Are we ready for a cosmic asteroid apocalypse? Asking for a friend. 😳) Now, if you're like me, you’re wondering why we’re only NOW starting to survey the sky when SpaceX is out here flexin’ their rockets like they’re dropping the hottest NFTs. 🚀🔥 Meanwhile, the funding comes from the National Science Foundation and an Office of Science that probably just wants to know if aliens are out there scrolling TikTok. 🤖👽 In the words of one imaginary developer, "This isn't just for science; we're basically putting the universe on a TikTok live!" 📲✨ 🔥💰 Prediction: In 10 years, the only asteroids we’ve been warned about will be those dodgy crypto coins! Stonks 🚀💰 or bust! Buckle up, fam! 😎👾 #AsteroidBlitz #BigSpaceEnergy