VCs throwing $192.7B at AI like itโs Black Friday ๐ค๐ธ 2025: the year weโre all just sidekicks to robots ๐ค๐ฅ #CopeSeethe
๐จ๐ฐ๐ HOLY TECH BROWNIES, FOLKS! VC's are throwing cash at AI startups like they're about to win the lottery! ๐ค๐ธ PitchBook just dropped the ultimate flex โ $192.7 BILLION (yes, with a B) flowing into AI; like the club on a Friday night with limitless stonks energy! ๐๐ฅ No cap, by 2025, it's forecasted that AI will be the queen bee, soaking up more than 50% of all VC funding. ๐๐ In a leaked conversation overheard at a swanky VC meeting, one bro said, "Honestly, at this point, Iโm just investing in *whatever* has the word AI in it. ๐ค๐ญ Like, if my toaster starts talking, Iโm throwing money at it. Who needs toasters that donโt predict my breakfast needs?โ ๐คก๐ And letโs be real; we all know these VCs are just trying to avoid the cringe of investing in the next โcoolโ social media app that fizzles out faster than my high school dreams๐. This is fine. ๐ฅ๐ ๐จ Hot take alert! In a few years, AI will control everything, including your social life. So buckle up for the AI apocalypse where your Alexa might just steal your date! ๐ค๐๐ฅ *Sips tea while waiting for inevitable chaos*
