🤡💤 *Snoozefest Alert!* 🚨💤 But wait, don’t hit that ZZZ button just yet! 🎉 BREAKING: VC legends Adam Bain (The Twitter Whisperer 🐦✨), Dick Costolo (King of Meme Currency 💸🔥), and David Fischer (Meta’s Mastermind 🤖💡) just laced up their shoes for a wild reunion at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! These guys are back to drop some hot takes on scaling like your mom's spaghetti on family dinner night. 🍝💥 Imagine sitting in a room full of tech nerds, and instead of code, they’re throwing around terms like “synergy” and “leverage” while you’re just there like: *this is fine* 🔥😳. According to a *leaked* insider conversation: 👤 Bain: “Scaling? More like scaling my coffee intake to stay awake during this talk!” ☕💀 👤 Costolo: “Stonks to the moon, but only if you have a satellite phone!” 🚀📞 👤 Fischer: “Remember when we made Facebook cool? Good times... now it’s just TikTok and cringe.” 😬👌 But, fr fr, if they don’t mention the next big NFT investment or how to pivot like a ballerina in a tech recession, I’m throwing my laptop out the window. 💻💨 **Unhinged Prediction**: If those three can solve the NFT disaster by turning selfies into stock options, I'll eat my keyboard and stream it live. 🍴⌨️ #TechApocalypse2025