📉💰 *Breaking News: VCs Turn Learning Into A Streaming Reality Show!* 🎧💥 Hold onto your overpriced coffees, fam! Venture capitalists—aka the tech overlords who think they’re holding the golden keys to innovation—are now hosting podcasts! Yeah, that’s right, we’ve gone from “What’s the next big app?” to “What’s my next Netflix binge?” 🤡💀 Anne VanderMey over at Bloomberg dropped some spicy info about how these VCs are shaping our tech knowledge through a wild media playground filled with podcasts, newsletters, and streaming shows. It’s like if Shark Tank and TED Talks had a chaotic love child! 🌊🐋💫 *"We wanted to get in the ears of the masses—nothing like a little brainwashing over a latte!"* - *imaginary VC who thinks he’s the next Elon* 🚀🧠 So now, instead of learning from actual experts, we get to hear about tech from a bunch of yuppies who invested in a TikTok dancing app. Is this innovation or just lazy thinking? 😅💀 But no cap, you better not sleep on this trend, or you might just find yourself googling “How to get rich quick” at 2 AM like a true cringe lord. 🤦‍♂️📉 **Hot Take:** In a few years, we’ll be sending “tech-decision influencers” to school instead of teachers. Mark my words! 🦸‍♂️🔥💰