🚨📉💰 YO, HOLD UP, FOLKS! Are we living in a stonks meme IRL?! According to PitchBook, VC exits are partying harder than your uncle at a wedding, spiking to a jaw-dropping $67.7B in Q2 2025! 🚀🙌 Last year? Just a casual $38.5B—kinda like upgrading from a flip phone to a iPhone 27! This is peak “this is fine” dog energy right here! 🔥🐶 But wait, there’s more! Figma's trying to pop off like a TikTok influencer who just hit a million followers, hinting at a potential IPO that’s got the hype train rolling! 🚂💨 Meanwhile, investors are probably like, “Bro, we’re just here for the memes.” 😂💀 Imagine “Investor Dan” sitting in a dark room full of takeout boxes saying, “I ain’t even mad, I’m just over here stacking those buyouts like a Mario power-up.” 🍄👎 No cap, VCs are ready for a glow-up! ✨ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: I predict that by 2026, we’ll see Figma not just IPOing but launching an entirely new dimension where design software literally morphs into sentient AI! 🤖🌌 Get ready to be told what to draw by an AI Karen who just wants your $$$! 💸💥 SHARE THIS CHAOS, PEOPLE!