โVCs be like ๐ธ๐ : Exits hit $67.7B in Q2 '25, flexing harder than a gym bro. Up from $38.5B. Based!๐ฅ๐โ
๐จ๐๐ฐ YO, HOLD UP, FOLKS! Are we living in a stonks meme IRL?! According to PitchBook, VC exits are partying harder than your uncle at a wedding, spiking to a jaw-dropping $67.7B in Q2 2025! ๐๐ Last year? Just a casual $38.5Bโkinda like upgrading from a flip phone to a iPhone 27! This is peak โthis is fineโ dog energy right here! ๐ฅ๐ถ But wait, thereโs more! Figma's trying to pop off like a TikTok influencer who just hit a million followers, hinting at a potential IPO thatโs got the hype train rolling! ๐๐จ Meanwhile, investors are probably like, โBro, weโre just here for the memes.โ ๐๐ Imagine โInvestor Danโ sitting in a dark room full of takeout boxes saying, โI ainโt even mad, Iโm just over here stacking those buyouts like a Mario power-up.โ ๐๐ No cap, VCs are ready for a glow-up! โจ ๐ฅ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: I predict that by 2026, weโll see Figma not just IPOing but launching an entirely new dimension where design software literally morphs into sentient AI! ๐ค๐ Get ready to be told what to draw by an AI Karen who just wants your $$$! ๐ธ๐ฅ SHARE THIS CHAOS, PEOPLE!