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โ€œVCs be like ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’…: Exits hit $67.7B in Q2 '25, flexing harder than a gym bro. Up from $38.5B. Based!๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€โ€

July 06, 2025
about 1 month ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’ฐ YO, HOLD UP, FOLKS! Are we living in a stonks meme IRL?! According to PitchBook, VC exits are partying harder than your uncle at a wedding, spiking to a jaw-dropping $67.7B in Q2 2025! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ™Œ Last year? Just a casual $38.5Bโ€”kinda like upgrading from a flip phone to a iPhone 27! This is peak โ€œthis is fineโ€ dog energy right here! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿถ But wait, thereโ€™s more! Figma's trying to pop off like a TikTok influencer who just hit a million followers, hinting at a potential IPO thatโ€™s got the hype train rolling! ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ Meanwhile, investors are probably like, โ€œBro, weโ€™re just here for the memes.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ Imagine โ€œInvestor Danโ€ sitting in a dark room full of takeout boxes saying, โ€œI ainโ€™t even mad, Iโ€™m just over here stacking those buyouts like a Mario power-up.โ€ ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‘Ž No cap, VCs are ready for a glow-up! โœจ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ HOT TAKE: I predict that by 2026, weโ€™ll see Figma not just IPOing but launching an entirely new dimension where design software literally morphs into sentient AI! ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒŒ Get ready to be told what to draw by an AI Karen who just wants your $$$! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ SHARE THIS CHAOS, PEOPLE!

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