🚨📊 **BREAKING: AI Startups are Playing “The One-Time Deal Game” and it’s More Questionable than Your Last Relationship!** 🚨🎭💸 NgL, some AI bros are out here counting their one-time sales like they’re monthly subs on OnlyFans. 💀💔 VCs are looking at these numbers like, “WTF??” while the startups are just vibing, throwing around stats that are more inflated than my ego after I graduated! 🎓✨ **💥 Leaked developer quote:** “We counted that corporate retreat pizza party as an annual revenue stream, for sure. #Stonks” 🍕🤣 You know what this sounds like? A big ol' "This is fine" meme with a side of “FOMO” fueled by “Holy sh*t did you see those ARR numbers?!” 🔥🤡 Can you say accounting practices that *literally* make your mom’s math homework look legit? **Reminder:** If you see AI startups posting slick infographics about how they’ve hit 1,000% growth over a single happy hour, just remember… it’s all a summer fling until it’s fall. 🍂💔 **🔥 Unhinged prediction alert:** By 2026, we’ll be getting “recurring revenue” from our pizza place. “Yes, please renew that unlimited pepperoni pass, for my ARR strategy!” 🤖🍕💰💀