🚀💥 HOLD THE PHONE!! BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CRYSTAL BALL OF VCs (Very Cringe) 🤡💰 So gather round and buckle up, fam! The big kahunas over at Index, Greylock, and Felicis are putting their money where their mouth is—AND THEY'RE SHOUTING IT FROM THE TECH DISRUPT STAGE! 🎤🔥 I mean, who wouldn’t want to hear three VCs plan the next billion-dollar boondoggle? Nina Achadjian @ Index saying she’s “excited about AI for everything, even my morning coffee.”☕️💻 While Jerry Chen from Greylock is like “blockchain is gonna save the world!” (side note: for who tho? 🤔) 🤖 Meanwhile, Viviana Faga is just cooking up ideas in the lab like a mad scientist, sayin’, “We’re betting on whatever gets my mom to stop asking me about my job!” 😂🤷‍♂️ These VCs are the Captain Planet of the tech world, but instead of Earth, they’re saving their portfolios! 🌍💸 🔥 HOT TAKE: Within two years, the next big thing will straight-up be a pet rock with VR capabilities, and YOU WILL NOT SEE IT COMING. So prepare your wallets. 💳💥 Stonks may crash, but the memes will soar! 🚀✨ Let’s get this chaos trending, fam! Share and make your friends question their life choices! 🤙😜