🚀💸 GET READY TO LAUGH, CRY, AND MAYBE SCREAM! 🔥🔥 TechCrunch All Stage is hitting us with the *"What Investors REALLY Think!"* vibes, and I can't even. 🤡💀 Charles Hudson from Precursor Ventures is about to drop some *PRE-SEED REALNESS* on us! 🤑 Hold onto your wallets, fam! 🧢💸 I mean, seriously, he’s gonna spill the tea on all the VC red flags and founder signals like he's the *Drake of Due Diligence*! 👀🔥 You know, like when you see an early-stage startup’s PowerPoint with *more clipart* than actual ideas? *THIS IS FINE* 😂☠️ Picture this: Hudson sits down for an imaginary chat with a clueless founder who thinks their app for cat yoga is “the next big thing.” 🐱🧘‍♂️ **Founder:** "Dude, our stonks are going to the MOON! 🚀💰" **Hudson:** "My guy, your runway is shorter than my attention span in a Zoom meeting. 🙃" So, register now to get your dose of cringe and insight wrapped in the chaos of startup reality! 💥✨ And here's the HOT TAKE: in 2024, every pitch deck will *literally* come with a meme page, or else you'll just be a sad cat on the internet. 🤖💔 No cap, we’re on the brink of meme-fueled funding! Get ready for the *memevolution*! 🦄🔥