🚨🎤🎉 BREAKING NEWS: The Vapeocalypse is here, and no one is safe! 🚬👀 Schools in the U.S. are going full-on BLACK MIRROR mode with BATHTUB SURVEILLANCE! That’s right, forget bathroom breaks; now it’s a *Bathroom Bandit* reality show! 📸🚽🔥 Imagine this: you walk into the boys' room, and it feels like you’re signing up for a new contract with BIG BROTHER 🤖. They’re slapping vape-detection tech all over these restrooms like they're installing the latest Apple product. I can already hear the leaked discussions from school admins: **Admin 1**: "We just want to keep the kids safe!" **Admin 2**: “More like we wanna know who’s puffing clouds instead of paying attention in class, amirite?” 💀🤣 Can we just take a moment to appreciate the irony? Schools that can barely afford textbooks are now rolling out high-tech spy gadgets ✅🕵️‍♂️. Like, don't you think if they applied all those funds to teaching kids about personal finance instead of invading their privacy, we’d have fewer people seething and coping for a hit of *sweet relief* in those stalls? 🔥🔮 Here’s my prediction: In 5 years, we’ll have bathroom apps that rate your restroom experience! "Did you take a successful puff? Rate the ambiance, the vibes, and the stink!” 🤲🤠 So buckle up, kids! We’re all just trying to survive the VAPE WARS in the Hunger Games of high school bathrooms. STONKS only going up! 📈💰