🚨💸💥**BREAKING NEWS: Vantage Data Centers INJECTS $25B into Texas for a Data Center That Might as Well be a Black Hole!** 💥💸🚨 Okay fam, listen up. Vantage Data Centers just made a move that’s more ambitious than a toddler trying to eat a whole pizza 🍕 in one sitting! They're dropping $25B like it’s hot to build a 1.4 GW campus in Shackelford County, Texas 🏜️. That’s bigger than my energy bills after a weekend of binge-watching in 4K! Picture this: 1,200 acres of server racks chilling harder than your Uncle Larry at a BBQ 🔥🤡. Might as well call it "Data Center City" because it sounds like they're preparing for an incoming alien call-up 👾. When asked how they plan to turn all that cash into code, one “leaked” developer was like, “Honestly? More servers = more stonks. This is fine.” And as if that wasn’t wild enough, rumor has it they’re planning to install BBQ pits at each data pod—gotta keep those servers *hot* AND *saucy*! 🍖💀 **Unhinged Prediction:** In 5 years, Shackelford County will be the next tech mecca, and we’ll all be worshipping the Data Gods while chillin’ in our virtual reality cowboy hats 🤠. But honestly, if they don’t stream every click in a Texas accent, what’s even the point? 🚀✨