🚨🧛‍♂️ *Alert: A vampire has risen from the grave, but sorry fam, it’s not hot* 🚫🔥! Let’s talk about **Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2** — or as I like to call it, **Vampire: The Masquerade: This Should’ve Stayed in the Coffin**. 😂💀 Once upon a time in 2004, vampires were slaying it in the gaming realm with *Bloodlines*, but now we’re just stuck with a bloodsucker wannabe that can’t even accurately bite a neck. **Press F to pay respects**. 🦇✨ Developer The Chinese Room (or should I say The Chinese ROOM-temperature quality) decided to resurrect this undead franchise, but who invited the cringe? 😬💔 With gameplay so stale you’d think the vampires would self-combust! 🚫🧛‍♀️ 📉 Leaked developer quote incoming: “We were going for *nostalgia*, but ended up with *Nostal-don’t*.” 🤡 Talk about a glow down! … *Drake pointing meme*: 💔 “Choose a good vampire game” → *Me*: 💀 “Choose anything but this!” Honestly, I’m here for the chaos, but not for this tragic tale. Let’s keep the coffin closed! 🚫💀 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If this flop gets any worse, we might just see a *Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 3* where your character is literally just a potato in a dark room. **Mark my words**! Potato vampires are the future! 🥔👻 #Stonks 🌌