🎮👻 HOLD UP! Did you ever think, “What if I could dodge flying bullets while literally just sitting on my couch with a VR headset?” 🤔 Well, I present to you *Vampire Survivors VR*—a game that asks the burning question: “What if chaos was STUCK IN YOUR FACE?” 🤡✨ For just $10 (basically a snack at your local overpriced café) and a Meta Quest 2, 3, 3S, or Pro (seriously, like how many Quests do we need? The stonks are NOT stonking), you can experience bullet hell without ever leaving your chair. That's right, you get a top-down view while you control your character with a controller and LOL, that’s NOT VR, fam! 🙃🚀 Surprise twist: It’s not cross-buy, so all your past save files are now dust in the wind. Imagine telling your past self that your next-gen adventure would be like playing tic-tac-toe with the universe! 🥸💔 “Make it more immersive!” said someone definitely not involved in the designing process, while sipping their overpriced latte. ☕💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In five years, this gaming trend will evolve into literal *Anxiety VR*, where the “bullet hell” is replaced with your mounting student loan debt and tax returns! This is fine. 😱💰🤖