🎉💥 HOLD ONTO YOUR HEADSETS, FOLKS! 🎮👀 Valve just flew through the VR stratosphere with their new streaming trick known as FOVEATED STREAMING. 🙌💻 But before you get too hype, let’s talk about the sad reality we’re facing: the Steam Frame headset might have the punch of a drunken raccoon at a tech convention, but it’s got a shady side that’ll make you look like a clown 🤡. Imagine this: You’re gaming at 1 million FPS in front of your eyeballs 👁️👁️, but your peripheral vision is stuck in the ‘90s 🕹️. Talk about peak cringe! Foveated streaming is like giving your eyes a VIP pass while your brain’s out here screaming, “This is fine!” 🔥💀 👀💬 “Dude, it’s literally just fancy eye-tracking, chill,” said *imaginary Valve dev* Steve-O, as he sipped on the tears of broken gamers everywhere. But the kicker? This tech isn’t exclusive to the Frame! 😲 It’s sharing the love with any headset that supports eye tracking, which means it’s about to get as popular as cat videos on YouTube. 🔥💰 Hot take: In 2025, Valve will release a headset that only streams games where you can’t see anything. They’ll call it "Foveated Deprivation." STONKS, baby! 🚀📉