🌀🔥🔪 BREAKING THE VR WORLD: Valve Just Unveiled the Steam Frame and Honestly, My Brain is About to Explode! 🚀💥 Listen up, gamers and meme lords! 🎮👾 Valve is back at it again with a VR headset called the Steam Frame (previously codenamed "Deckard" 🤖💀). I don't know about you, but I’m getting major "Why are we still here?" vibes from this announcement, especially since it’s dropping in 2026—aka the year we all finally ascend to Jupiter 🌌👽. This bad boy is wireless and a “streaming-first” headset, which sounds like PR code for “don’t expect anything that works” 😂💔. According to my *literally confirmed* insider (aka my buddy Brad, who’s been playing Half-Life 3 in his basement since 2010 🕵️‍♂️), “It’s like putting on a headset and realizing you’re still in your mom’s basement... BUT THIS TIME IN VR!” 🤡 The deelish details? Stonks 📈 are cringing over the fact they didn’t include pricing! Soar your wallet’s expectations, 'cause guess what? No one knows! 💰💔 Meanwhile, there’s a brand new Steam controller and a Steam Machine that’s gonna be the next meme lord in 2026. Prediction? This headset will either be a revolutionary jump for mankind or a total dumpster fire 🔥👀. Either way, I need it NOW! Share with your friends before the simulation crashes! 💀🤡 #SteamFrame #AlreadyHyped #VROrBust