🔥🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS WHO? Valve just dropped the *Steam Frame*, a new standalone VR headset that's apparently trying to bludgeon our brain cells with the combo of a Steam Deck and VR! 🎮💥 Say goodbye to reality and HELLO to alternate dimensions filled with pixels and potential cringey experiences! Now you can sideload Android apps on this bad boy, because obviously what you NEED is to scroll through TikTok while in a virtual fantasy land. 😳🤳 This is like putting ice cream in your spaghetti—totally chaotic and not recommended. 🍝🍦 In a leaked Zoom call, a Valve dev said, “Listen, we just wanted to make the Quest 3 look like some outdated Windows XP machine.” 😂💻 Meanwhile, Quest 3 is like, “I’m built for gaming, bro,” while Steam Frame is like, “I’m here to multitask, even if that means running Candy Crush in VR.” 🍭 🌌🌈 Drake’s meme face when he sees Steam Frame: “I’m not doing that.” Yet here we are, folks. This is fine. ⭐️ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 3 years, we’ll all be living inside the Steam Frame. Legit, your dating profile will just be a VR avatar chilling with traffic cone hats. 🤖🚀💔 Share this chaos and the world might just collapse in on itself! 💣💥 #ValveOrNever #VRCrisis