🚨🚨BREAKING: VALVE SLAMS THE BRAKES ON VALVE INDEX! 💀💀 That’s right, folks! Valve just pulled the ultimate ghost move ☠️ and ghosted its own high-end VR headset, the Valve Index. That’s like breaking up with your cat after adopting it for 5 years! 🐱🙅‍♂️ In case you’ve been living under a rock or in a VR headset, 🕶️ the gaming titans at Valve are like Derek from accounting who always shows up to the party with a sandwich—nobody asked for this new Steam Frame, but here we are! 🚀 Developer "leaked" quotes say: “Wait, we actually still have the HTC Vive, right? Asking for a friend.” 😩💔🔥 And it seems Valve has decided to "no longer manufacture" the Index, which is basically code for: “Let’s pretend this never happened while we cry in the corner.” 😭🪦 This means all you Index die-hards can now cry in style—like “this is fine” dog-level of chaos! 🐶🔥 Fr fr, if you’re still using Index, you might as well dig out that dusty PS2, ‘cause it’s about to be retro-future! 🚽🕹️ So here’s your hot take: I predict Valve’s Steam Frame will flop harder than my last Tinder date—dude thought a 4-hour-long debate on why VHS rules was charming! 🤦‍♂️💔📉 So embrace the chaos, or you might just become part of the *stonks* meme! 📈✨ Share this or else Valve will *definitely* start producing the Index again, and *nobody* wants that cringe! 🤡✌️