🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🔥🚨 👾🔥 Valve just dropped their latest cringe bomb: a new Steam console/PC hybrid AND a VR headset that will make your wallet scream louder than your mom when she finds your Mountain Dew stash! 💸💀✨ Set to launch in 2026 (like that’s not a lifetime away, right? 🤡), they’re basically saying, “Hey, remember when you thought buying a graphics card was cool? HA, just wait for our overpriced gadgets! 🤖💰” 💬 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to see how much we could charge before people rioted. So far, so good! 😏🤑” But the real plot twist? Valve is trying to resurrect the console wars like they're opening a time capsule from 2006! 👀💥 Meanwhile, Sony and Microsoft are like Drake pointing at their sales charts like “not today, buddy!” Meanwhile, the stonks are steadily rising in the "Valve Cockroach After Dark" memes. 📈🚀 So what’s next? 🤔 Maybe a VR headset that lets you “virtually” experience the pain of buying a gamer’s mortgage! 💀 And don’t worry, we’ll all be in the “This is fine” meme when your new setup costs more than a used car! Prediction: By 2026, Valve *will* have figured out how to charge you for updates… on your updates! Just saying! 🤯🙃 #2026GamerGoals #ValveGoesBroke