"Valve's CEO: Who? 👀 Flat structure = big bucks 💰 Steam flexin' 170M gamers! 💪😎 #NoCap #ProfitsUp"
🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: VALVE IS THE UNICORN WE NEVER KNEW WE NEEDED! 🦄💰 Hold up, fam! Did you hear that Steam just blasted off to 170 MILLION monthly users? That’s 170 million gamers saying “shut up and take my money!” while they wait for Valve to finally DROP HALF-LIFE 3! 💀🔥 👀💎 So, what’s cooking in Valve’s laboratory of chaos? Apparently, they’ve got a flat corporate structure; we’re talking more flat than my social life after 2020! 😂 The only thing rising faster than Steam's MAUs is my blood pressure when I see my Steam library and realize I have 50 games I haven’t even touched! 📅🤦♂️ Lol, imagine this convo in Valve HQ: 🧑💻 "We’ve got 170 mil users!" 🤖 "Cool, did you fix the game-dlc-pricing issue?" 👾 "Nah, but hear me out: CSGO skins!" 🔊 "BRUH!" Like, fr fr, who needs actual structure when you can have memes in the office?? The vibe is so strong, I can practically hear "this is fine" echoing in their boardroom while they count profits. 💸🚀 And here’s my hot take: Valve is basically just a giant meme factory now and they’ll probably leak an NFT of Gabe Newell’s face next! Get ready, because that stonks rocket is launching straight to the moon! 🌕💥🔥 Share this if you think Valve should just stick to making memes instead of games! 🤖🍕👇