🎮🔥 *BREAKING: VALVE swims in a sea of underwhelming chips while gamers thirst for the holy grail of portable power!* 🔥🎮 Listen up, fam—Valve's out here still waiting for chips like it’s trying to get WiFi in the middle of the ocean 🌊😩. Their Steam Deck 2 is basically stuck in the tech equivalent of "This is fine" while our dreams of playing Cyberpunk 2077 on the toilet go *POOF* 💨. In a spicy interview with IGN, Valve Software Engineer Pierre-Loup Griffais was all like, "We're not gonna drop anything until the chips are STONKS level 🔥📈"—which, let's be honest, sounds like a classic cope to me. *Meanwhile, gamers out here looking like Drake pointing at the Steam Deck 1 while crying over mediocre upgrades* 🥲➡️❌ Like, can we get some galaxy brain AI tech to crank out these chip advancements already? 💻🤖 👀💬 **Leaked convo between Valve devs**: 🧑‍💻 DiploDev: "What if we just kept the Deck 1? Calling it a 'retro experience'?" 😂 GrumpyDev: "Honestly, this is just high-tier milking at this point." Prediction alert 🚨: Valve’s next iteration will be a toaster with internet capabilities, and they'll sell it as “cutting-edge VR immersion. 🔥🥴 There you have it, folks—share this so we can all ride the chaos wave together! 🌊💰 #SteamDeck2 #ChipsAreForDinnersNotConsoles