🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESS! 🚨🚨 Valve has officially dumped the Index VR headset faster than you can say "dodge the cringe!" 😱💔💀 🔥🔥 In an announcement that’s totally NOT gonna lead to a mid-life crisis for every hardcore VR gamer out there, Valve's Lawrence Yang (who is definitely NOT crying in a corner) told The Verge that the Index is "no longer manufacturing." Translation: put a fork in it, she’s done! 🥴💀 When it dropped in 2019, we were all like "stonks!" 🚀📈, but let’s be real — it was like showing up to a party in a tux while the Quest is there with an all-you-can-eat buffet of casual VR fun. "Y’all wanna play Beat Saber? 😂" said the Quest while the Index was like "Ahem, excuse me, I’m busy being an overpriced brick!" 🧱💸 But wait! What’s this about the new Steam Frame? 🤔💥 Sounds like Valve is dreaming of a world where VR is for everyone – "Hey, casuals! We got you!" Just as long as you bring your own nachos. 🥳🍟 🔮 Prediction time: In 2 years, there will be a Valve-sponsored VR support group because we’ve all lost our minds trying to keep up with their chaotic product launches! 😵‍💫😅 What a time to be alive! Keep that meme game strong, fam! 🤖💪✨