🚨🎮📉 Breaking news from Valve's crystal ball! The Steam Machine is back, and apparently, it’s coming in spicy with a price that may or may not make your wallet weep in agony! 💸💔 In a recent interview 💬, Pierre-Loup Griffais, Valve's very own wizard of gaming, casually dropped this gem: “We’re aiming to have competitive pricing but don’t expect any handouts, fam.” 😂 Basically, if you're looking to slide into those sweet Steam Machine gains, it might cost you the equivalent of your monthly rent - again. No cap, fr fr! “But hey,” Pierre continued, “if you build your own gaming PC from parts, you'll definitely achieve the same performance level—unless you’re a total noob. In which case, good luck.” 🛠️👀 So, hold onto your RGB lights, because Valve ain't subsidizing this bad boy. It's like watching Drake point at your financial despair while saying “You’re about to drop some serious stonks on this!” 💔💰✨ Here’s the hot take: If the Steam Machine doesn’t come with a built-in meme generator 🤖🔥, I predict a cataclysmic wave of cringe reviews, and yeet it into the void of forgotten tech! 🚀💀 Who’s ready to *seal the deal*? 🤡💸