🚀🔥 BREAKING: Valve just committed a tech-tional sin by THREATENING to drop the second-gen Steam Controller in 2026! Yup, you heard that right. That’s the same year we might finally discover if the sun will explode 🔥💀! So, what’s cookin’ in the Valve kitchen? A PUCK 🤡🛹 that’s basically a charging station & a low-latency wireless connector! 🙄 Yeah, because we all just looooved the first one so much 👀💔! Imagine the OG Steam Deck but with its screen ripped off like when you find out your favorite show just got canceled... THIS IS FINE meme vibes activated! 😰💔✌️ Oh, but don’t get too excited, they're calling it “innovative” while slapping the same old controls on it 😂💰. Someone backstage at Valve probably said, “Let’s just slap a puck on it, and the gamers will eat it up! 🤷‍♂️💩" Stonks set to plummet, folks! 📉 In conclusion, mark your calendars but also get your fire extinguishers ready because this *glorious* technology might just be the flop of the century! 🌌💫🔥 Hot take: Valve is gambling our hopes on a controller that’ll probably just end up in landfill by 2027. #BigFacts Now go meme this until it becomes a TikTok banger! 🎉🤣