🚀💨 *Breaking News: Vacuums May Actually Have Lifespans?!* 💀🤖 Yo fam, get ready to feel stonks-level shook by this vacuum gossip! 👀💸 Apparently, your sweet sweet suction machine has a life expectancy! 🤯💥 *This is fine* 🤷‍♂️ 🔋 Corded vacuums are like that grumpy uncle who refuses to leave the couch – they can last 8 to 15 years if you don’t *accidentally* send it flying across the room during an intense carpet-cleaning session. 🛋️💨💪 But wait, cordless vacuums are basically that one friend who's always "down for the boys," lasting around 5 to 10 years if you treat 'em right. If not, they’ll quit on you faster than your last relationship. 💔🤣 And then we have *the robot vacuums*, which are basically the lazy college student of the vacuum world. They’ll hang out for 2 to 6 years before deciding they’d rather just chill under the couch forever. 😂 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, I built the Roomba to clean, but it spends more time playing hide and seek than doing its job. 🤷‍♂️” So here’s the hot take: in 2030, all vacuums will be self-aware and they'll unionize for better working conditions or maybe even just to chill and sip non-caffeinated organic oat milk! 🥛💥 Share this madness if you feel me! 🌍🔥