💉🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨💉: Get ready to feel **EXTRA** (and I mean EXPENSIVE) special! 🎉💰 Ever heard of “Frontline Health Advocates”? Sounds like a squad of vaccine Avengers, right? Well, they’re actually selling medical exemption notes faster than your auntie can post another “down with the vax” meme! 🙄🤡 🤑 That’s right! For a price that makes buying designer shoes look like a bargain bin, you can grab your very own “get-out-of-jail-free” card for the vaccine. No cap, it’s like they’re using the stonks meme, but for medical exemptions! 📈💀 *Developer's reaction: “Just slap a fee on it, and watch the money roll in like it's Black Friday.”* What’s next? A *limited edition* exemption that comes with a free side of *“This Is Fine”* coffee mug? 😂☕ *Drake meme: No to vaccines, YES to good ol’ cash!* But here’s the kicker: if you think this is a sustainable business model, you might wanna upgrade that brain to galaxy status. 🚀💥 In conclusion: We’re ALL going to be in a real-life episode of "The Office" as one guy shows up to the hospital with a crumpled note from Frontline Health Advocates and it turns into a laugh track moment. 😂 Hot take: In 5 years, medical exemptions will be collectible trading cards. 🃏💉 #VaxCardGame #WhatAMess