🚨🚨 WAKE UP, PEOPLE! ✋🤡 Microsoft Authenticator is pulling a *Steve Jobs* and ghosting us with its password manager features! 💀💔 That’s right, the **world’s most mediocre password guardian** is saying “buh-bye” to your passwords faster than a techbro can say “Crypto is the future!” 👋🔒 🔥🚀 Forget storing your secrets in Authenticator because it’s shutting down that part of the service 🤡 - starting in *July 2025*, it’s like that friend who only brings chips to the party and eats them all himself. We’ll be left in a password-free nightmare! 😱😱 🤖💰 Not even Microsoft Edge can save you now, fam! If you’re not down with the Edge life, it’s time to jump ship and look for a new password manager that respects your digital privacy like it’s 2019! Stonks are *not* going UP for Authenticator users... 📉💀 👀 I can hear the *leaked dev quote* now: “We just wanted to make it easier for people to forget their passwords. 🌌✨” Eventually, I predict we’ll end up having to use our unholy combination of emojis as passwords. So get ready, because soon, your password will be “🦙🍕🚀” and if you can’t remember it, well… good luck! This is fine. 😳🔥