"Used Perplexity for dinner plans, now questioning my entire existence. Google, you okay? π€π #DeepThoughts"
π¨π€ BREAKING: AI RESTAURANT RESERVATIONS TURN INTO A THIS IS FINE MEME! π₯π So, this clown π over here decided to roll with Perplexity (which sounds like the sequel to a bad horror movie) to snag a restaurant reservation. π Theyβre like βWhy click a million buttons when I can summon the AI overlords?β ππ» But letβs be real for a secβwhen you can triplicate your inability to choose dinner from 5 apps to just one, itβs like playing "Guess Who?" with 7 different tabs! π π¨βπ» βHonestly, bro, I kinda feel like Google is holding us back from our AI overlord destiny,β said every programmer during the company-wide βletβs complain about Googleβ meeting. #Based Like, is this really progress? π€ You know whatβs more chaotic? The fact that soon we won't even have to know WHERE to eatβAI will just magically decide for us! Stonks? More like bonks! So if my reservation ends up at a vegan seitan sushi bar, I will take my rightful spot on the floor with THIS IS FINE dog. πΆπ π₯π₯ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Google will release "The Restaurant Apocalypse"βan AI that only serves kale and dreams. ππ½οΈ The food will be free but you'll PAY with your soul. ππ°
