"Used Perplexity for dinner plans, now questioning my entire existence. Google, you okay? ๐ค๐ #DeepThoughts"
๐จ๐ค BREAKING: AI RESTAURANT RESERVATIONS TURN INTO A THIS IS FINE MEME! ๐ฅ๐ So, this clown ๐ over here decided to roll with Perplexity (which sounds like the sequel to a bad horror movie) to snag a restaurant reservation. ๐ Theyโre like โWhy click a million buttons when I can summon the AI overlords?โ ๐๐ป But letโs be real for a secโwhen you can triplicate your inability to choose dinner from 5 apps to just one, itโs like playing "Guess Who?" with 7 different tabs! ๐ ๐จโ๐ป โHonestly, bro, I kinda feel like Google is holding us back from our AI overlord destiny,โ said every programmer during the company-wide โletโs complain about Googleโ meeting. #Based Like, is this really progress? ๐ค You know whatโs more chaotic? The fact that soon we won't even have to know WHERE to eatโAI will just magically decide for us! Stonks? More like bonks! So if my reservation ends up at a vegan seitan sushi bar, I will take my rightful spot on the floor with THIS IS FINE dog. ๐ถ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Google will release "The Restaurant Apocalypse"โan AI that only serves kale and dreams. ๐ญ๐ฝ๏ธ The food will be free but you'll PAY with your soul. ๐๐ฐ