🚨🛑🔥BREAKING NEWS, folks!😱💔 Samsung is allegedly cooking up their own TRI-FOLD phone! We’re talkin’ *foldable beyond your wildest dreams*—that’s right, it’s the Galaxy Z TriFold! 📱✨ But hold up, before you start stonks-ing like a true Wall Street guru 🤓💰, let’s talk about what we REALLY want from this tech marvel, a la the Huawei Mate XT 😩💥. Like, can we please not have a phone that sounds like a Transformer doing the cha-cha? 🤖💃 👀✨ “Bro, I just want my phone to fold and not explode,” said one totally-not-made-up developer who might’ve definitely been crying in the break room. 💀😂 Firstly, let’s have some *serious* durability 💪. I’m talking “this is fine” meme levels of assurance when I accidentally sit on it in my back pocket. No cap! 🤡 And if it could change color like a mood ring, that’d be lit! 🌈🔥 Imagine a tri-fold that turns into a mini laptop? *Drake pointing* meme approves! 👌💻 Look, here’s my hot take: if Samsung doesn't drop a feature that lets the TriFold function as a makeshift table for my snacks, I’m throwing it out the window 🚀🍕! 💀 And that’s on periodtt! 💅✨ #FoldedButNotForgotten