🚨BREAKING NEWS: AI Food Scanner App Unleashes Ultimate Carbohydrate Conspiracy! 🍞🤖 Hold onto your dietary supplements, fam! I just spent 6 WEEKS vibin’ with the Zoe AI Meal Tracker, and lemme tell you, it’s like getting roasted by a hipster barista who moonlights as a dietitian! ☕💀 🤯 THIS IS FINE… if you like being schooled by an app that makes you feel like a carb-hungry caveman. Scan a barcode? More like "scan my dignity!" 😳📲💔 💡✨First lesson? The processed food risk scale is basically the AI equivalent of the Drake meme, with all the stonks going to “NOPE.” Like, "Eatin’ this pizza will make you a doughnut, my dude!" 🍕🚫🔥 Leaked quote from an anonymous dev: "We told carbs to **seethe**, but they just laughed! Now, they’re trying to start a revolution with gluten-free bread!" 😂💯 So there you have it—if you use this app, you might just see your pantry turn into a TikTok of regrets! No cap, fam! 🥴👀 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2024, food apps will start delivering “emotional support” snacks powered by AI. It’s gonna get weird! 🍆🔥✨ #ScanMeMaybe