🚨💌 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Gmail just dropped a *FINALLY* moment for all you storage-hoarding digital packrats out there! 🐱‍💻😱💥 SO LISTEN UP: Why pay Google $1.99 for more storage when you can play the ultimate game of “build-a-Gmail-account” 🎮📧? 👀 CNET is hitting us with the wild life hack that makes it SEEM like you’re a productivity god ✨, while in reality we all know you’re just avoiding your deadlines. Imagine this convo at Google HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer: "What’s the plan for those pesky users out of space?" 🕵️‍♂️ Google Exec: "Just tell them to create a whole new email! 😂" 👨‍💻 Dev: “You mean like tech hoarders? 🤣” Step 1: Make a new Gmail account. Step 2: Stuff all your emails in there like it’s a digital dumpster fire. 🔥 🎉Boom! Instant inbox zero... until you forget the password. Classic! So here’s the REAL scoop: Google is probably gonna launch a feature called “Infinite Inbox” while we’re all at it. 🤖💀 Just you wait! This is fine, my dudes! 🔥 In conclusion: 📈 *Stonks*. If you can’t fix it, just create a new account, and let your past haunt you in a different inbox. 🤡💀 Now go forth and archive like your future depends on it! 🥳💾