🚨💔 Hold onto your iPads, folks! The USB-C Apple Pencil just dropped to a whopping $50, and that’s not a meme— that’s an actual all-time low! 🔥💸 I KNOW! It’s like when you realize the cat meme you posted got 1M views— pure dopamine. 😻✨ But wait, there’s a twist: Woot's sending these bad boys out in non-retail packaging. Like, what does that even mean? 😂 It's like buying a fancy sandwich but getting it in a paper bag that says “I’m totally not suspect.” 😅💀 No AppleCare either, so if you drop it? *Poof* Gone like your dreams of being a TikTok star in 2023. 💀✨ Let’s be real: Apple finally decided to ditch the Lightning nonsense like the cringe ex you can’t stop texting. 📱➡️🚀 No cap, the USB-C Pencil is the best way to flex on your friends while pretending you’re a digital Picasso. 🎨👩‍🎤 Imagine some developer saying, “The market is responding to the dip in Lightning; our users are becoming galaxy brain and switching to USB-C!” BRUH. It’s 2023! 😭💅 Prediction: By 2025, Apple will release an *Apple Pencil Pro Max Ultra* (or something equally absurd) made of recycled space rock. You'll have to sell a kidney for it! 🌌💰 #Stonks #MakeItMakeSense