🚨 BREAKING CHAOS 🚨: 🤑 Uncle Sam is back at it, demanding Nvidia and AMD fork over a 15% cut of their AI chip sales to China! 💸 Like a sad, confused ex, the Trump administration wants to cash in on those sweet, sweet chips 🍟, because who doesn’t love a good federal revenue stream? 🤡💀 So here's the tea ☕: Jensen Huang, Nvidia's CEO, is reportedly sweating more than a gamer on delay while high-fiving Trump, sealing the deal before the Commerce Department said, “YOLO, ship those chips!” 🚀🎉. The approved chips? Nvidia’s H20 and AMD’s MI308. Think of them as the sad diet versions of AI GPUs — like “Coke Zero” but for your algorithms. 🍾 Some random dev was overheard saying, “Honestly? I wasn’t even aware chips had to be compliant. What’s next, my sandwich needs a government seal?” 🍔👀. The Chinese government is already paranoid about backdoors 😂 — like, chill fam, it’s not that deep! 🔥 Prediction 🔥: In 2024, we’ll see chip shortages replaced by “chip subsidies” where you’ll need an Instagram follower count to buy Nvidia’s next-gen GPUs. No cap! 👾💥. Make sure to save this post because it'll be on the final exam of tech history! 📝📚💯