"US & UK grad jobs dropped harder than my GPA since '22 π€―π AI's just lurking like a TikTok cringe π¬π"
π¨πΌπ BREAKING: The Great Job Exodus of 2023 - Analysis Edition! ππ¨ Yo fam, listen up! The job market is looking more like the aftermath of a Thanos snap than a thriving career festival. π Since 2022, entry-level grad job listings in the US and UK have collapsed faster than a Zoom call when your WiFi cuts out. All of this while our robot overlords do their happy dance π€πβbut hold up, the AI apocalypse might not be the real enemy here. According to some fancy pants at Financial Times, itβs not just tech to blame! π± No cap, economic uncertainty and offshoring are back in style like it's 1999. Can we get a βThis is fineβ meme with AI as the dog in the burning room? π₯π πΎ Developers are allegedly saying things like: βAI could take over the world, but I can't even get an interview for a job flipping burgers. What is this, a meme?!?β So here's my wild prediction: In 2025, we'll be applying for jobs through Discord servers, but the only roles left will be "Certified Cat Video Curator" and "Professional TikTok Dancer!" π€‘π Guys, grab your popcorn πΏ and bruh memesβitβs about to get wild. Share this chaos, fam! π€£π°βοΈ #JobMarketMadness
