👀💰 *Breaking: Stablecoins Are Back and They're Rug-Pulling Treasuries Like It's 2017* 💰👀 So, you’re telling me US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is getting cozy with Tether and Circle? Like a crypto-cuddling session?? 🥴🤝🔄 Call me crazy, but that sounds like a toddler trying to play with fire while holding a pack of Hot Cheetos. 🔥💀 “Stablecoins are gonna drive demand for treasuries,” says Bessent. Like, fr fr, this is better than a meme about Dogecoin shooting to the moon! 🚀💎🤌 But let’s be real, is this talk just another way for crypto bros to touch the government’s money? 🤡🤑 It’s like watching Drake point at the reality of it all when he could be vibing with the latest NFT crashes. “This is fine,” says the Treasury while it holds a coffee and watches stablecoins do the cha-cha with government bonds. 🕺📝 *“Hey Scott, can we issue these bonds 2x faster so we can all go to the moon?”* – Totally not a leaked quote from a Tether developer. 😂🏦 🔮💥 **Hot Take Time:** By 2025, the Treasury will just directly distribute USDT as part of the Universal Basic Income program. #StonksOnlyUp 😱💸 Share this to your crypto-hating uncle and watch him seethe!