🚨🛒 STOP THE PRESSES!!! Temu just got hit with an L bigger than the Amazon rainforest! 🌧️ Amazon is looking down from their throne 💰 like “Bro, who do you think you are?!” 🤡💀 Sources say US suppliers are giving Temu the cold shoulder like it's the middle of winter in Antarctica! 🥶💔 “Sorry, Temu, branded prices are a NO-GO zone!” 🙅‍♂️💸 Seriously, they’re treating Temu like it’s an unwanted cat meme that just won’t go away. 😿 Imagine the Temu devs in their Zoom meetings: “Guys, what if we just *pretend* we can undercut Amazon? 🤔” And then you get that one dude in the corner like “bro, that’s a hard cope!” 🙄🔥 Meanwhile, Amazon's like, “Stonks up 🔝📈, bless up.” But all Temu can do is sit in the back, sipping their iced coffee and saying “This is fine” while everything bursts into flames around them. 🔥💀 In a shocking twist, I’ve crunched the numbers, and I predict that Temu will actually start selling the concept of branded products as NFTs. 🤖💥 They’ll be the Amazon of the METAVERSE, or at least they'll think they are — *cue the cringe* 😬💥 SHARE THIS before Temu tries to bribe us with discount codes for puzzling puzzles! 🧩🚀