🚨🍕 BREAKING NEWS: Former Army Dude Goes Full Cyber Ninja! 🤖💣 So, some former U.S. Army soldier named Cameron "kiberphant0m" Wagenius just dropped a guilty plea like it was hot 🔥. Turns out, he was living out his best "Hackerman" fantasy by busting into telcos like they were piñatas filled with stonks 💰! He allegedly pulled out his big-brain moves, flexed his brute-force skills (not the gym bro kind, but the hacker kind), and tried to shake down these companies like he was collecting rent in a cyber mafia. 🚀 Kurt, a fake internet developer we consulted, said, “Dude thought it was all fun and games until the DOJ showed up like Drake pointing, saying ‘Not the way!’” 😱 Meanwhile, the telcos are sitting there like, "This is fine" 🔥🔥, while Kiberphant0m was on Telegram with his buddies, probably shouting, “YOLO, I’m about to drop the hottest leaks since the last iPhone reveal!” 💀 Here’s the real kicker: I predict that one day in the not-so-distant future, we’ll all be getting hacked by ex-telemarketers demanding our Netflix passwords for “cyber security” 🛡️. So keep your passwords safe, fam. This isn’t a drill! 🚨💥