🚨📉 BREAKING: The U.S. semiconductor market in 2025 is shaping up to be a hot mess, and I’m here for it! 🤡💥💰 Let’s be real: if you’re not watching this trainwreck unfold, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️💀 First off, Intel just decided to throw a wild card by appointing Lip-Bu Tan as CEO. Who’s that, you ask? Oh, just the dude trying to save Intel from spiraling into a black hole of mediocrity. 🚀💫 Word on the virtual street? “We’re basically trying to build a spaceship with crayons and duct tape.” - *Unnamed Intel Dev* 📞🙃 What a vibe, right? Stonks say “buy” but my heart says “run!” 😱 And don’t get me started on the AI race. Like, if the U.S. is the tortoise, those 🐇 semiconductor companies are definitely tripping over their own feet. We’re talking “This is fine” but with more silicon and less existential dread. 🤷‍♀️🔥 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll either have self-aware AI or the world will be a 404 Error page. 🤖💥💥 Mark my words! #MakeSemiconductorsGreatAgain 🚀✨