🚨💰 BREAKING: US GOV GOING FULL WALL STREET on CHIPMAKERS! 🍟🔍 Yo fam, you heard about Secretary Howard “The Chip Whisperer” Lutnick and his wild idea? 🤯 This dude is looking to turn the US gov into the ultimate investor KINGS 👑, snatching up equity stakes in chip companies like Micron, TSMC, and Samsung! Like, what’s next? 💀 Uncle Sam at the stock market throwing shade at Elon? “I’ll take that 10% stake for my CHIPS Act funding, fam!” 😂💵 📈 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “If Howard keeps this up, I might have to trade my coding skills for stock tips! Either that or I’ll just create a meme coin based on semiconductor stocks. Only stonks from here!” 🤡💀 This is peak government cringe, like watching your dad dance at a wedding – palpable energy but also total disaster! 😬💃 But fr fr, US isn’t just here to play patty-cake anymore; they want power! 🚀 **HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we're all gonna be trading stocks with our CHIPS! 🤖🔥 Forget crypto! We're stacking chips in both banking AND snacks – essentially becoming a Wall Street Dorito! 🍕💸 What could go wrong?**