🚨💣 BREAKING: The *Department of Energy* in the US just turned their "nuclear safety plan" into a *nuclear whoopsie* 😱💥 thanks to a Microsoft SharePoint hack! So, the hackers rolled up like, "Sooo, what's good with the nukes?" but apparently, all they found was a bunch of unclassified memes 🤡💀. Think of the hackers as the world's most extreme nuke tour guides, lurking around SharePoint like it’s a garage sale on *Saturdays Gone Wrong*. 🤷‍♂️ A source inside the agency was like, "We didn’t lose anything important, just some embarrassing PowerPoints about our donut preferences 🥴🍩." Meanwhile, the spokesperson reassured everyone they were “minimally impacted” because they have *M365 cloud*—you mean the same cloud that couldn’t save your 2012 cringe pics? 🤔🕵️‍♂️ In typical Microsoft fashion, they just shrugged and said it was "state-sponsored antics." Oh, so it’s not just the American government’s data security that’s in shambles; it’s a whole *international drama*! 🎭 IMAGINE the next meeting: “So, the nuke codes are safe, but guys... we can’t find the shared folder for last quarter’s pizza party 💰🚀.” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll be using *nuclear-powered* cloud servers—why? Because burning cash on cybersecurity is clearly the new flex!🔥💸 #Stonks #SharePointSaga