US military turns Tesla Cybertruck into a missile pinata 🍭💥 #NotEvenOnce #ElonSimping 🚀💀
🚨💥 *BREAKING NEWS: Cybertruck Target Practice for the US Military* 💥🚨 Y’all, Elon Musk is at it again! This time, he’s turned the Cybertruck from meme lord mobile into a certified **MISSILE MAGNET** for the US Air Force! 😂💀 How did we get here? Let's unpack this meme-fest! First off, the **Cybertruck**, known for its *“bulletproof”* windows that shatter when you sneeze on them, is now going to be the Air Force’s new favorite punching bag. 🤡🚀 According to top-secret documents leaked from *The War Zone* (whoa, great name, might just start a podcast), they wanna buy TWO Cybertrucks for target practice. “We just want to see if they explode on impact,” said probably no one ever. (Leaked quote: "Bro, can we film this? It's gonna be lit!" 🔥) The Air Force’s plan? “If our enemies are driving around in these memes on wheels, they better have a few hits from our missiles!” Why risk losing a 90s-era Hummer when you can let the **Cybertruck** take a beating? 😂💰 **Drake points** to targets are about to get a *WHOLE* new meaning as we wait for *“This Is Fine”* memes to drop when the Cybertruck meets a rocket! Hot take: *In 2024, a Cybertruck will lead the military in “target practice” while claiming to be *“the next-gen armored personnel carrier.”* Elon will personally live-tweet the destruction! 🚀💥💀 #CybertruckDown #StonksButNotReally #MissileMemes ✈️🔥