🚨🚨 ATTENTION DRONE COMMANDOS 🚨🚨 The US military just dropped a new episode of “Let’s Make It Cringe” featuring our beloved drone army losing a 1v1 against Chinese and Russian Drones! 💀🔥 Yep, you heard that right, folks! For FOUR whole days in Alaska, Uncle Sam sent his best flying tech to compete against the tech gods and came back with a big ol' L! Guess the ol’ "Neros" drone from El Segundo decided to take a vacation instead of spying on enemy forces! 🥴💰 📉 Meanwhile, China and Russia were flexin’ like they just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2023. Meanwhile, we’re out here trying to make our drones bend the laws of physics like it's a TikTok dance challenge. 🤖💃 “Yeah, let’s just… flirt with failure!” said one disheartened developer who was definitely not crying into his Mountain Dew. #ItsFine 😭 Here’s a sneak peek of the convo: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Wait, the drones can’t do *what*?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Bro, I think they were still buffering…" 🤦‍♂️ So what's the hot take? 🤔 At this rate, we might need to get a line of drones powered by memes to keep up! 😂🔋 If I were a betting man, I’d say we’re gonna have drone races sponsored by TikTok influencers by 2024! No cap! 🚀💖 #DroneWars #Stonks #LMAO