🔥💥 EXCLUSIVE MEME-AGE ALERT! 💥🔥 You heard it here first, folks! The US Commerce Department is *mulling* over some wild tariffs on foreign tech devices based on the chip count... I know, I know, it sounds like a high school math problem no one asked for! 🤡📉 "Why are we taxing chips? I’m just trying to enjoy my overpriced gaming laptop!" - Literally every gamer rn 💀🎮 Here’s the play: imagine your iPhone suddenly *costing* you an extra $300 just because it’s packed with chips like it’s at a techie snack party. Layer that stonks meme on top 🍟➡️💰 and we’ve got a full-blown tech apocalypse! "And here we are, a nation with more tariffs than common sense!" — A leaked convo from a *totally not* anonymous government source. 📜👀 Drake’s already crying, pointing at the “import the chips” meme while the Cringe Master General is screaming “this is fine” while being buried in tariffs. 🤷‍♂️🔥 Get ready to trade your gaming rig for a potato with a wifi card, because bye-bye foreign electronics! 🌍👋 UNHINGED PREDICTION: What if these tariffs lead to a worldwide chip shortage? 2030: you’re coding in BASIC on a yellow notebook, praying for the Return of the Chip! 🚀✨💾📉