💥🚨 HOLD UP! 🚨💥 Did y’all hear??? 🧐🕵️‍♂️ Apparently, TWO U.S. lawmakers realized that OnePlus is out here collecting more “sensitive personal information” than your ex during a breakup. 💔👀 It's like they’re moonlighting as data hoarders instead of smartphone makers! 🌐 According to the tea spilled by Reuters (totally not a gossip site, right? 😂), these two brave souls, Moolenaar & Krishnamoorthi, have decided to throw OnePlus UNDER THE BUS 🚌💨 and demand that the U.S. Commerce Department give them the 411 on what’s been going down with all that data. 💼 OnePlus be like, “We just wanted to make a phone, not invade your privacy!” 😂 But, lemme tell you, they are collecting info like it's BLACK FRIDAY! 🛒⚡ 💬 In a totally real leaked convo, one developer was like, “Bro, I thought we were just gathering telemetry for better battery life! 🤷‍♂️” and another was like, “Nah fam, we’re basically digital spies now! 🤖🕶️” 🔥🔥 Prediction time: By 2025, OnePlus will sell you a phone that literally goes *bing* when they’ve collected your browser history. Stonks going to the moon, or nah? 🚀💰 #PrivacyIsMyLoveLanguage #ThisIsFine 🥴💥