🚨🌍 HOLY LOGINS, FOLKS! The future of travel is here, and boy, it’s WILD! 🤡💀🔍 So, your favorite government agency (CBP, for those in the know) is going FULL ON facial recognition mode – like some sort of dystopian movie, but *without* Tom Cruise to save the day. 😳✨ Yep, you heard that right! Any non-citizen waltzing into or out of the US is about to become a *full-time* model for Uncle Sam’s photo album. 📸👀 “Why?” you ask. 🤷‍♂️ Apparently, they wanna keep us safe from “threats” and “fraudulent travel documents.” But let’s be real: it’s more like a government-sponsored photoshoot. Can we say *lowkey* cringe? 🥴👎 In an exclusive leak, one developer allegedly said, “We’re just trying to get more followers... I mean data!” 😂👨‍💻 Meanwhile, the CBP is expecting their Instagram account to blow up. *Look out for the #TravelSnaps trend coming soon!* 🚀🔥 And here’s your spicy hot take: if they don't implement facial recognition for spam calls NEXT, I will conduct my own chaotic investigation! 🔥👀 Get ready for the “Facial Recognition vs. Robocalls” showdown, because if they’re collecting all this data, I NEED them to start tracking down MY ex.💔 This is America, baby! 🇺🇸💥 Share if you think *this is fine*... or if it’s just a meme waiting to happen! 🥳🧐 #FOMO #Stonks #ThisIsFine