🚨💰💀 BREAKING: U.S. Sanctions Garantex and Grinex for Flipping Ransomware Bills Like They’re Stonks! 🤡🔥 Listen up, fam! The U.S. Treasury just put a big ol' “NOPE” sticker on Garantex and its baby Grinex! 🚫💸 These crypto crooks apparently turned the digital currency world into a wild west, cashing in over *$100 MILLION* in Ransomware Cash 💵💀 since 2019! That’s like the most expensive digital “oopsie” since that time I accidentally tipped my barista in dogecoin... 😬🦴 In a statement leaked from the OFAC watercooler, one insider was overheard saying, “We’re just trying to stop the *literal* crypto crime movie from happening, bro.” 🍿 And hey, let’s be real: this is the same vibe as that “This Is Fine” dog meme 🐶🔥—everything’s on fire and these guys are just like, “Cool, where’s my next yacht?” 🛥️ Now the real question is: which exchange is next to take a dirt nap? 🤔 My money’s on whoever thought it was a good idea to call their platform “Shady Crypto Bros.” But honestly? I can’t wait for the inevitable Grinex 2.0 to pop up like a bad sequel nobody asked for! 🎬🚀 Stay tuned for the next episode of “Scam or Scheme?!” because this show just got juicier! 📺💥 #CryptoChaos #SeetheAndCopium