🚨✨ BREAKING: A US judge is about to pull a Thanos and snap Google’s ad tech monopoly outta existence. 💥💸💀 That’s right folks! After a marathon of courtroom drama that makes "Law & Order" feel like a bedtime story, Judge Leonie M. Brinkema is probably sitting there thinking, “This is fine” (while the stock market goes 🔥🔥🔥). The DOJ and Google just wrapped up their latest episode of “Who’s Gonna Be the Next Monopoly Victim?” and now we’re all waiting for the verdict like it’s the last season of “Game of Thrones” but without the disappointment. 🤡🤯 Imagine this: Google’s ad team is in a conference room, sweating bullets while frantically refreshing their stock ticker. “No cap, if we get broken up, the stonks are going to plunge harder than my hopes of seeing a good movie sequel!” one imaginary dev says. Meanwhile, Judge Brinkema is getting ready to drop the hammer harder than Drake pointing to who’s getting cut from the roster. 🚀 🔥 Bold prediction: By this time next year, Google Ads will be in the same boat as Blockbuster—where you remember them fondly but no one knows what the heck happened. Stay tuned for the chaos! 💰😱