🌍⚽️ Yo fam, did you hear about this ?! The US is finally giving some love to soccer fans like it's 1999 and everyone has frosted tips and belly chains! 💅💖 The land of *freedom fries* is giving expedited visas to World Cup ticket holders. That's right, if you've got a golden ticket, the US is saying, "Come one, come all...but only if you can kick a ball!" 🚀 Meanwhile, people without tickets 👀 be like: “This is fine” while watching their cardboard boxes get snatched away by the visa gods. Just imagine the scene at the airport—fans rushing in while traveling Karens seethe in the background. 💀 The leaked developer quote of the week 🤖? “We thought about prioritizing tourists with puppies too, but decided that soccer is a little more mainstream. We wanna keep our stonks high!” 📈💰 At this point, it feels like the US is just collecting World Cup fans like Pokémon cards. Next level 💯!!! So, if you don’t have your visa sorted, just remember: it’s either footy or nothing, my dude! 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: The US is secretly preparing to host the World Cup every year just for the tourist cash. Book your flights now or cope and seethe on your couch, fam! 😂✈️