🚨💦🔥 HOLD UP! Let’s dive into the TRAGICOMEDY that is America’s critical infrastructure and its EXPLOSIVE vulnerabilities to cyberattacks! 💀💻💣 So basically, our WATER, HEALTH, and ENERGY systems are about as secure as a wet paper bag in a rainstorm ☔️, and guess what? That’s NOT just some random dude in his mom’s basement— that’s JOSHUA CORMAN, the *"executive in residence for public safety & resilience"* over at IST (aka the people who basically scream “HELP US!” to the digital robots 🤖). Imagine this: You're sipping your morning coffee ☕ while the U.S. is casually bombing Iranian nuclear facilities 🌍💥, and you're like, "This is fine." 🙃🍩 Fun fact: it’s NOT fine! When the cyber-battlefield is just a click away, everything from your Netflix binge to your local water supply could be at risk. 🛑💔 Ever heard of the Colonial Pipeline? Yeah, that went offline for a week and it felt like we were living in a dystopian video game! 🎮🚧 So here’s the tea: “With great connectivity comes great responsibili-” *snickers*—we NEED someone to protect us from digital predators like they're our overprotective parents! 🤣👀 💥🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll need a Cybersecurity Avenger Squad to save our WiFi before it’s hijacked by rogue AI! 🤜💥🤖🦸‍♂️ #EndOfTraditionalInfrastructure #CyberPandemonium Remember, folks, the only safe space these days is between your keyboard and your seat! Share if you’re NOT ready for the apocalypse! 🚀💰💀